READER SUBMITTED COCK

Age: Unknown

Location: Philippines

This cute little cock is as hard as the Hope Diamond and as straight as Cupid’s Arrow.  One imagines that despite its stature it would pack quite a punch when inserted into one’s anus.  There are several things that I find of interest.  First, one cannot help but appreciate the rather large skin tag on the ventral side of the upper shaft.  Some may find this unappealing while I, on the other hand, find it of great fascination.  I would so enjoy examining this anomaly with my tongue.  The shaft, which is not particularly vascular, is generally of uniform tone, although one notes a slight darkening towards upper shaft.  Scrotal hang is minimal here so we are not able to appreciate the testicular aspect.  Overall, quite lovely.

Mrs. Candy’s Rating - 6.5/10

READER SUBMITTED COCK

Age & Location: Unknown

This, above all, is a simply stunning photograph - both subject and composition.  One cannot help but appreciate the effort taken to capture such Phallic Majesty.  Ejaculations are very difficult to capture at the best of times.  This Phallus is aesthetically perfect.  The ratio between shaft length and circumference, and then between circumference at lower, mid and upper shaft, is astounding.  I imagine this Phallus has an Aesthetic Balance Score of 0.75 or very close thereto - which is “perfect” according to the mathematical formula that I have developed (with the assistance of a close friend who is a professor of mathematics at MIT).   The intricate and many superficial dorsal veins compliment beautifully a shaft of wonderfully uniform hue throughout.  The thick and eggshell white sperm oozing from his penile meatus down the full then of his shaft then off his bulbous right testicle has me feeling with child.  The way in which his thick seed oozes like burning lava is almost surreal.  The glans penis is the indeed the majestic pinnacle of this meaty offering.  Perfectly formed, one cannot but imagine the joys it would bring as a light refreshment before retiring.

Mrs. Candy’s Rating - 10/10

READER SUBMITTED COCK

Age: 33

Location: Oregon, USA

There are so many things I adore about this cock that I hardly know where to begin.  It is a visual feast and am sure, if ingested, would bring great joy.  One adores the hooded glans, the single glistening Widower’s Tear (pre-ejaculatory fluid), and the lovely “beauty spot” adorning the preputial skin.  The shaft, of chocolate hue throughout, is wonderfully vascular.  And look, my dears, at his majestic and beautifully groomed scrotal sac - which has been shaved and/or clipped to perfection.  His scrotal sac has only a slight hang, thereby giving his testicles a larger than life appearance.  They would be wonderful as an after dinner snack.  And, finally, we see the splendid triad of hairy thighs, beautiful pubic bush and the snatch of a hairy and no doubt musky anus.  I would adore seeing him open up his hole for our viewing pleasure.

Mrs. Candy’s Rating - 9/10

allthingscock:

I’d like to be his seat mate.  I really like when guys take nude pics of themselves in airplane restrooms.

I wonder if the altitude has any impact on how meaty his Phallus appears. I must consult a scientist.

READER SUBMITTED COCK

Age: 25

Location: Netherlands

This astonishingly meaty offering has me in a lather. I feel the urgent need to abuse myself - such is the power of this incredible cock. As we can see there is a palpable heft to this wondrous staff. The shaft is nothing less than Phallic Perfection and the long, tapered prepuce would make even Zeus green with envy. One can imagine darting one’s tongue inside this superb hood and investigating further. The slab-like shaft is of uniform hue throughout - which merely adds to the aesthetic balance of this incredible penis. The scrotal sac hangs wuite low, no doubt weighed down by its two substantial inhabitants. It does not get much better than this, my dears!

Mrs. Candy’s Rating - 10/10

READER SUBMITTED COCK

Age & Location: Unknown

This is a very majestic cock.  I adore the fact that his erection is diamond hard.  The light that seems to emanate from the bulbous glans merely adds to the almost religious nature of this offering.  This ruddy cock is uncircumcised and one cannot help but appreciate the myriad of superficial veins that creep from lower to upper shaft towards the preputial folds.  Although the scrotal sac is not seen in its entirety here, we are able to observe at least one sizable testicle which appears to be as large as a small Ostrich egg.  One imagines that this man ejaculates with a force.  I cannot help but approve of his lovely pubic bush.

Mrs. Candy’s Rating - 8/10

Yes, it is common for indigenous populations to have long foreskins in my experience. I have met several Australian aboriginal men and native American men with long, tapered foreskins. You should feel blessed as the long, tapered foreskin was seen by the Ancient Greeks as a sign of divinity.

READER SUBMITTED COCK

Age & Location: Unknown

I find myself staring at this man’s belly button - or, more specifically, seeming lack thereof.  This cock of slightly smaller than average length is rather thick and would make a delightful after dinner snack.  The glans penis is perfectly formed and one adores the deep dorsal vein running from lower to upper mid shaft.  The lack of pubic hair is most unfortunate, however, and points must be dedicated for poor grooming choices.

Mrs. Candy’s Rating - 6/10

READER SUBMITTED COCK

Age & Location: Unknown

I am blessed with years of experience in all matters Phallic and, as such, am quite certain when I state that I believe this to be an Indian or Pakistani Phallus.  I have considerable experience with men of both countries.  The hairy body, the uncircumcised dark chocolate shaft and deep pink glans, the scrotal sac of grayish hue - all tell tale signs.  This cock is shown here in its semi-erect state.  In its fully tumescent state this Phallus is likely to exceed 7.5 inches in length and have a very uniform shaft circumference along the entire length of the shaft.  To have this beauty buried deep within one’s chosen love chunnel would be a joy beyond compare.

Mrs. Candy’s Rating - 8/10

READER SUBMITTED COCK

Age & Location: Unknown

Again, I am thrilled with the improved quality of the images that are being submitted.  This photo is absolutely stunning.  The sweet uncircumcised Phallus nestled within a warm towel, its glans peering out into the world for our visual pleasure.  I am unable to say too much about the Phallus other than the fact that its glans is wonderfully beautiful.  But the photo, my dears - is quite stunning.  I applaud this reader for his sublime submission and his photography skills.

Mrs. Candy’s Rating - 8/10

READER SUBMITTED COCK

Age & Location: Unknown

Another beautiful photograph.  Crisp and well composed.  One is struck immediately with the numerous white spots appearing on the shaft of this rather thick and uncircumcised cock.  These are known as Fordyce’s Spots and are common and completely harmless.  I imagine that the majority of men have Fordyce’s Spots on their penis - some more than others.  I love these spots.  I also adore this gentleman’s handsome and substantial prepuce - which I am sure covers the entirety of his glans.  Finally, one must applaud his pubic grooming choices.  Overall, a very beautiful offering indeed.

Mrs. Candy’s Rating - 8/10

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READER SUBMITTED COCK

Age: 29

Location: Athens, Greece.

This Grecian Phallus of average size is as rigid as a three day old corpse.  One imagines the great joys that being impaled upon this staff of life might bring one.  I adore the bulbous glans penis and the interesting mesh of dorsal veins appearing at mid-shaft.  The corona glands is also very nicely defined and quite majestic in aspect.  One also appreciates the healthy pubic bush.  

Mrs. Candy’s Rating - 7.5/10

READER SUBMITTED COCK

Age & Location: Unknown

This is clearly a young cock.  Both skin tone and quality betray the flushes of youth.  The Phallus itself is partially hidden - but the photo quality and composition elevates this photo to a piece of Phallic Art.  The glans penis is smooth and perfectly formed with a light salmon hue - ever so slightly darker than the hue of the youthful shaft.  One adores the partially open penile meatus (piss hole, for those of you who are not familiar with the anatomical term).  A lovely light sprinkling of hair of his legs and well groomed fingernails cap off this wonderfully erotic and beautifully captured photo.

Mrs. Candy’s Rating - 9/10